laneyloveee:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

EXACTLY.

Okay, so I'm a little different than other girls... Me: *Puts out arms*
Him: *Walks in to give a hug*
Me: *Pushes arms away and takes hands* No! Feel my boobs! I LOVE this bra! *Puts his hands on my boobs*
Him: Hahaha, Laney, what?!
Me: I love this bra! It makes my boobs feel amazing! There's no padding or anything so it's like extra-great!
Him: I can honestly say this is a first.
Me: Yeah... :D
Him: They're great though... But your boobs are anyway so you don't even need that bra...